{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}
{"type":"general","setup":"How can you tell a vampire has a cold?","punchline":"They start coffin.","id":113}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do rabbits go after they get married?","punchline":"On a bunny-moon.","id":286}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?","punchline":"One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.","id":271}
{"type":"standard","title":"Aorangia","displaytitle":"Aorangia","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2255095","titles":{"canonical":"Aorangia","normalized":"Aorangia","display":"Aorangia"},"pageid":52686672,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/Aorangia_male.jpg/330px-Aorangia_male.jpg","width":320,"height":428},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b7/Aorangia_male.jpg","width":1040,"height":1392},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1275656288","tid":"991057b7-eaad-11ef-b81f-4b082fa4233d","timestamp":"2025-02-14T08:27:59Z","description":"Genus of spiders","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aorangia","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aorangia?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aorangia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Aorangia"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aorangia","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Aorangia","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aorangia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Aorangia"}},"extract":"Aorangia is a genus of sheetweb spiders first described by Raymond Robert Forster & C. L. Wilton in 1973.","extract_html":"
Aorangia is a genus of sheetweb spiders first described by Raymond Robert Forster & C. L. Wilton in 1973.
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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the chicken get a penalty?","punchline":"For fowl play.","id":318}
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{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}
{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}