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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"The Empire of Light","displaytitle":"The Empire of Light","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2600695","titles":{"canonical":"The_Empire_of_Light","normalized":"The Empire of Light","display":"The Empire of Light"},"pageid":33329392,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/The_Empire_of_Light_Belgium.jpg","width":279,"height":357},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/The_Empire_of_Light_Belgium.jpg","width":279,"height":357},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289040316","tid":"7c3f52b5-2a2a-11f0-9dfb-88de70e50b51","timestamp":"2025-05-06T03:30:41Z","description":"Painting series by René Magritte","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Empire_of_Light","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Empire_of_Light?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Empire_of_Light?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Empire_of_Light"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Empire_of_Light","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Empire_of_Light","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Empire_of_Light?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Empire_of_Light"}},"extract":"The Empire of Light is the title of a succession of paintings by René Magritte. They depict the paradoxical image of a nocturnal landscape beneath a sunlit sky. He explored the theme in 27 paintings from the 1940s to the 1960s. The paintings were not planned as a formal series. They have never all been exhibited together and are rarely exhibited in smaller groups. The original French title, L'Empire des lumières is sometimes translated as singular, The Empire of Light,and sometimes as plural The Empire of Lights. Other translations include The Dominion of Light: making the distinction: \"an empire exists in relation to a ruler, a dominion does not necessarily require this.”","extract_html":"
The Empire of Light is the title of a succession of paintings by René Magritte. They depict the paradoxical image of a nocturnal landscape beneath a sunlit sky. He explored the theme in 27 paintings from the 1940s to the 1960s. The paintings were not planned as a formal series. They have never all been exhibited together and are rarely exhibited in smaller groups. The original French title, L'Empire des lumières is sometimes translated as singular, The Empire of Light,and sometimes as plural The Empire of Lights. Other translations include The Dominion of Light: making the distinction: \"an empire exists in relation to a ruler, a dominion does not necessarily require this.”
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John Strang (1584–1654) was a Scottish minister and Principal of Glasgow University. He was a signator to the National Covenant of 1638.
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