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{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Blue Bird Café fire","displaytitle":"Blue Bird Café fire","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3149843","titles":{"canonical":"Blue_Bird_Café_fire","normalized":"Blue Bird Café fire","display":"Blue Bird Café fire"},"pageid":22498839,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ed/X_Parking_ou_etait_le_Blue_Bird.JPG/330px-X_Parking_ou_etait_le_Blue_Bird.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ed/X_Parking_ou_etait_le_Blue_Bird.JPG","width":4000,"height":3000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290274397","tid":"46a308f7-3034-11f0-85b9-1f2577edb1ac","timestamp":"2025-05-13T19:55:53Z","description":"1972 nightclub fire in Montreal, Canada","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":45.502745,"lon":-73.566701},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Bird_Caf%C3%A9_fire","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Bird_Caf%C3%A9_fire?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Bird_Caf%C3%A9_fire?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Blue_Bird_Caf%C3%A9_fire"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Bird_Caf%C3%A9_fire","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Blue_Bird_Caf%C3%A9_fire","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Bird_Caf%C3%A9_fire?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Blue_Bird_Caf%C3%A9_fire"}},"extract":"The Blue Bird Café fire was a nightclub fire on September 1, 1972, in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. In all, 37 people were killed as a result of arson.","extract_html":"
The Blue Bird Café fire was a nightclub fire on September 1, 1972, in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. In all, 37 people were killed as a result of arson.
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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
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