{"fact":"Cats prefer to remain non-confrontational. They will not fight to show dominance, but rather to stake their territory. Cats will actually go to extremes to avoid one another in order to prevent a possible confrontation.","length":219}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}
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{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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